Cheesy jokes about cheese

As the weekly joke updates recently have taken a theme, it seemed only right that the cheesey jokes should have a week where the subject was cheese, and here it is. I normally comment that you should not expect the jokes to be particularly funny or original, and that is particularly true of this week’s efforts…

 

After an explosion at a local cheese factory, the only thing that was left was de Brie…

What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Marscapone

What’s the best cheese to encourage a bear? Camembert…

A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little dishevelled. “Are you OK?” he asks. “I’ve felt grater”, comes the reply…

A local farmer tried hard to make some cheese, but didn’t quite make it. He fell at the final curdle.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hello me!

I tried to make some clothes out of cheese, but then I found that fromage frays…

Someone threw some butter, milk and cheese at me recently. I thought “how dairy”…. Then, they through some more mild cheese. I thought “that’s not very mature”.

I had a ploughman’s lunch the other day. He wasn’t happy.

What does a cheese say to itself in a mirror? Halloumi.

I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell.

…and my favourite childhood cheese joke… What cheese is made backwards? Edam…

 
 
 
If you liked the jokes about cheese, then the index of such similar nonsense is here….