Xander sitting in a chair

Chair Jokes

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one-liners is chair jokes. Here are a series of particularly short jokes on the topic.  As normal, they come with no guarantees of funniness or originality…

A friend of mine failed his chair exam. He’s going to resit.

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take it’s chair away.

Bought a rocking chair. Keeps playing Black Sabbath.

What does ET stand for? Because someone stole his chair.

I went I think he’s job centre and asked if they had any furniture removal jobs. They said, ‘Take a seat’

Bought a new recliner chair. Apparently if I don’t like it, I can take it back.

A boy goes up to a girl in a disco and says “would you like to dance?” She says yes. He says “great, can I have your chair then?”

Not happy. Someone has stolen my chair. I’m not going to take this sitting down.

Was working in a call centre. An irate caller asked to speak to someone higher up. So I stood on a chair.

Last week’s Sat Nav jokes are here.

There is an index of such jokes here.