Chair Joke

Chair Jokes

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one-liners is chair jokes. Here are a series of particularly short jokes on the topic.  As normal, they come with no guarantees of funniness or originality…

 

A friend of mine failed his chair exam. He’s going to resit.

 

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take it’s chair away.

 

I bought a rocking chair. It keeps playing Black Sabbath.

 

What does ET stand for? Because someone stole his chair.

 

I went I to the job centre and asked if they had any furniture removal jobs. The chap  said, ‘Take a seat’

 

Bought a new recliner chair. Apparently if I don’t like it, I can take it back.

 

A chap goes up to a someone in a disco and says “would you like to dance?” She says yes. He says “great, can I have your chair then?”

 

Not happy. Someone has stolen my chair. I’m not going to take this sitting down.

 

I was working in a call centre when an irate caller asked to speak to someone higher up. So I stood on a chair.

 

 

Last week’s Sat Nav jokes are here.

There is an index of such jokes here.