I was looking around the room for a topic for this week’s one liners, and spotted a candle, so here are some candle jokes. Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity…
Candle wax. It gets on my wick.
When Joseph Swan thought of the light bulb, did a candle appear above his head..?
Burnt the candle at both ends once. Didn’t do wonders for the cake.
Bought a friend a candle extinguisher. He was de-lighted.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Most stressful thing about being a dragon: trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
How do you make a candle burn longer? You can’t, they burn shorter.
I’m a big fan of candle holders. Or birthday cakes, as I call them.
Searched on eBay for something to light my candle. It said “no matches found”.
My local football team have lost more matches than me trying to light a candle in the dark.
Last week’s apple jokes are here.
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