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Cake Jokes

I was reminded of an old joke about cakes this week and was surprised to find I had not already included a page of cake based puns, so here are some cake jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says “do you have fish cakes?” The chap behind the counter replies, “No”.
“That’s a pity, it’s his birthday”.

 

Got a fantastic stereo made of cake.  It’s a gateau blaster.

 

What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake? Tarzipan.

 

A man moves to a new house. For the first three days on the way to work he sees a woman hitting her son with a log of bread. On the fourth day, she’s hitting him with a cake. He asks what is going on. The woman replies, “well, it is his birthday”.

 

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

 

What’s the world’s fastest cake? Scooone…

 

Most stressful thing about being a dragon: trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

 

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

 

I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all £5 apart from one that was £10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said “that’s maderia cake”.

 

My Christmas cake has recently gone missing. I’ve reported it stollen.

 

Got my friend a cake in the shape of pac man.  At least that’s what I told him when he saw what it looked like…

 

Wedding cakes can be so sad.  They often end up in tiers.

 

 

Last week’s exam jokes are here.

If you like these cake jokes, then there is a list of joke topics here.