I’m back home after a few weeks travelling around Scandinavia, which included no shortage of trips over some very impressive and rather long bridges, so the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Bridge Jokes. Don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… Oh, and here is a photo of one of those huge bridges for you, this one is in Denmark.
I am shocked about the local bridge being damaged. Can’t get over it.
Love watching rivers running under bridges on the internet. Was watching a live stream earlier.
How do you get two whales in a car? Down the M4 then over the Severn Bridge.
A friend wants to cure his fear of trolls, but not quite yet. He’ll cross that bridge when he comes to it.
A friend of mine bought some London Bridge trousers. They keep falling down.
Banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct.
“Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bridge”.
“What’s come over you…?”
“Three cars, a van and a motorbike…”
Someone I know jumped off a bridge in Cairo. He was in denial…
Last week’s king jokes are here.
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