Badger Jokes

I seemed to end up wearing a badger mask this week, so why not badger jokes as the topic of the one liners. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

 

I was driving through the countryside when my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a badger.

Out clubbing the other night, and DJ Badger was playing. Great sett.

Why don’t badgers like fast food? It’s hard to catch.

I wonder if badgers look more slender than they are because of how they wear their stripes?

Why did the badger cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

What goes “moo”?  A badger learning a new language.

Had to chase a badger away from my house the other day in my pyjamas. No idea how he got into them.

A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in the countryside. One of the pupils replies, “five badgers and a squirrel”.

A chap sees a badger sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The badger says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.

I was going to tell a joke about a really big badger but I couldn’t fit it into my set.

 

 

Last week’s Frost Jokes are here.

If you like the badger jokes, there is an index to other such topics here.