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Bad Joke Friday….

Every Friday I put together a few bad jokes, which are generally not original or particularly funny.  If you are a fan of the bad joke, you might like these, though.

 

 

 

What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward.

What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head? Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with four pieces of wood on his head? I don’t know, but Edward Woodward would.

 

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, “How do you drive this thing?”.

 

A girl told me that she recognised me from the local vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

 

Someone told not to speak in numbers.  I said I didn’t one two…

 

What goes “Oh Oh Oh?” Santa walking backwards…

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.

What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….

 

 

 

 

Last week’s jokes are here.

If you like this Bad Joke Friday post, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

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