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Bacon Jokes

A breakfast inspired topic for this week’s puns, all on the theme of bacon jokes. They may have come as inspiration as I was working out what to have to start the day earlier in the week….   As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…



A bacon sandwich walks into a pub. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.


What is a frog’s favourite flavour of crisp? Croaky bacon.


Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.


Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a hambush.


I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.


What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon? Ham-ish.


What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.


Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie. I’m playing Breville’s advocate.


Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?


What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon? Pulled Pork.



Last week’s remote control jokes are here.

If you like these bacon jokes, then there is an alphabetical list of joke topics over here.