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An index of one-liners

I have been posting cheesy one-liners every Friday for the last few weeks, and I thought that it might be useful to have an index of the jokes so that they can be easily navigated. These are all old, unoriginal, and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh, but you might still like them. Hopefully…. It always seems a good way to start the weekend with a joke or two. If you want them in an alphabetical list, have a look here.

 

So, here are the collection of jokes…

 

 

2013

Friday, 5th April 2013: A few corny jokes…

Saturday, 6th April 2013: Some more corny jokes (I got a bit carried away that week)

Friday, 12th April 2013: Corny Jokes for a Friday…

Friday, 19th April 2013: Science Jokes

Friday, 26th April 2013: This week’s corny jokes: More one liners

Friday, 3rd May 2013: Corny One-liners: Well, it is Friday

Friday, 10th May 2013: Corny one-liners: It is Friday…

Friday, 17th May 2013: One-liners to occupy a Friday…

Friday, 24th May 2013: Friday, a day for cheesy jokes.

Friday, 31st May 2013: Friday is cheesy one-liner day

Friday, 7th June 2013: More Friday one line puns…

Friday, 14th June 2013: Cheesy One-liners: It’s Friday

Friday, 21st June 2013: More Puns

Friday, 28th June 2013: Puntastic Friday

Friday, 5th July 2013: A few cheesy corny puns for a Friday

Friday, 12th July 2013: More bad one-liners….

Friday, 19th July 2013: Some more puns for a Friday…

Friday, 26th July 2013: Bad Jokes Friday…

Friday, 2nd August 2013: Friday nonsense

Friday, 9th August 2013: Unfunny Friday

Friday, 16th August 2013: Friday’s bad puns…

Friday, 23rd August 2013: Friday funnies…

Friday, 30th August 2013: Friday Jokes, puns and one-liners

Friday, 6th September 2013: More Witty One-Liners…

Friday, 13th September 2013: More Bad Jokes for a Friday

Friday, 20th September 2013: Pirate Jokes

Friday, 27th September 2013: Career Jokes

Friday, 4th October 2013: Salad Jokes

Friday, 11th October 2013: Sports Jokes

Friday, 18th October 2013: Cheese Jokes

Friday, 25th October 2013: More Career Jokes

Friday, 1st November 2013: Halloween Jokes

Friday, 8th November 2013: Music and Band Jokes

Friday, 15th November 2013: Dentist Jokes

Friday, 22nd November 2013: Food Jokes

Friday, 29th November 2013: Restaurant Jokes

Friday, 6th December 2013: Dessert Jokes

Friday, 13th December 2013: Christmas jumper jokes…

Friday, 20th December 2013: Christmas Cracker jokes

Friday, 27th December 2013: More Christmas Cracker Jokes

 

 

2014

Friday, 3rd January 2014: Sign Jokes

Friday, 10th January 2014: Time Jokes

Friday, 17th January 2014: Money Jokes

Friday, 24th January 2014: Dog Jokes

Friday, 31st January 2014: Shopping Jokes

Friday, 7th February: 2014 Fancy Dress Jokes

Friday, 14th February 2014: Valentine’s Day Jokes

Friday, 21st February 2014: Accent Jokes

Friday, 28th February 2014: Hairdresser Jokes

Friday, 7th March 2014: Cow Jokes

Friday, 14th March 2014: Colour Jokes

Friday, 21st March 2014: Holiday Jokes

Friday, 28th March 2014: Photography Jokes

Friday, 4th April 2014: Vampire Jokes

Friday, 11th April 2014: Book Jokes

Friday, 18th April 2014: Ship Jokes

Friday, 25th April 2014: Hat Jokes

Friday, 2nd May 2014: Train Jokes

Friday, 9th May 2014: Internet Jokes

Friday, 16th May 2014: Dream Jokes

Friday, 23rd May 2014: Library Jokes

Friday, 30th May 2014: Giraffe Jokes

Friday, 6th June 2014: Sat Nav Jokes

Friday, 13th June 2014: Chair Jokes

Friday, 20th June 2014: Scrabble Jokes

Friday, 27th June 2014: Music Festival Jokes

Friday, 4th July 2014: Tennis Jokes

Friday, 11th July 2014: Football Jokes

Friday, 18th July 2014: Tree Jokes

Friday, 25th July 2014: Commonwealth Games Jokes

Friday, 1st August 2014: Flying Jokes

Friday, 8th August 2014: Scarecrow Jokes

Friday, 15th August 2014: Rain Jokes

Friday, 22nd August 2014: Tractor Jokes

Friday, 29th August 2014: More Cow Jokes

Friday, 5th September 2014: Milk Jokes

Friday, 12th September 2014: Fortune Teller Jokes

Friday, 19th September 2014: Bed Jokes

Friday, 26th September 2014: Lion Jokes

Friday, 3rd October 2014: Washing Jokes

Friday, 10th October 2014: Banana Jokes

Friday, 17th October 2014: Spider Jokes

Friday, 24th October 2014: Insect Jokes

Friday, 31st October 2014: Dracula Jokes

Friday, 7th November 2014: Firework Jokes

Friday, 14th November 2014: Interim Management Jokes

Friday, 21st November 2014: Field Jokes

Friday, 28th November 2014: Plane Jokes

Friday, 5th December 2014: Horse Jokes

Friday, 12th December 2014: Two types of People Jokes

Friday, 19th December 2014: Party Jokes

Friday, 26th December 2014: Curry Jokes

2015

Friday, 2nd January 2015: Road Jokes

Friday, 9th January 2015: Bike Jokes

Friday, 16th January 2015: Karaoke Jokes

Friday, 23rd January 2015: Walks Into A Bar Jokes

Friday, 30th January 2015: Economy Jokes

Friday, 6th February 2015: Potato Jokes

Friday, 13th February 2015: Tomato Jokes

Friday, 20th February 2015: Pizza Jokes

Friday, 27th February 2015: Castle Jokes

Friday, 6th March 2015: Phone Jokes

Friday, 13th March 2015: Lemon Jokes

Friday 20th March 2015: Coffee Jokes

Friday, 27th March 2015: Traffic Jokes

Friday, 3rd April 2015: Egg Jokes

Friday, 10th April 2015: Spring Jokes

Friday,17th April 2015: Television Jokes

Friday, 24th April 2015: Frog Jokes

Friday, 1st May 2015: Chess Jokes

Friday, 8th May 2015:Superhero Jokes

Friday, 15th May 2015: Onion Jokes

Friday, 22nd May 2015: Fence Jokes

Friday, 29th May 2015: Seal Jokes

Friday, 5th June 2015: Dinosaur Jokes

Friday, 12th June 2015: Spot Jokes

Friday, 19th June 2015: Windows Jokes

Friday, 26th June 2015: Fast Jokes

Friday, 3rd July 2015: Summer Jokes

Friday, 10th July 2015: Addiction Jokes

Friday, 17th July 2015: Ice Cream Jokes

Friday, 24th July 2015: Cricket Jokes

Friday, 31st July 2015: Apple Jokes

Friday, 7th August 2015: Candle Jokes

Friday, 14th August 2015: Printer Jokes

Friday, 21st August 2015: Vegetable Jokes

Friday, 28th August 2015: Ironing Jokes

Friday, 4th September 2015: Chocolate Jokes

Friday, 11th September 2015: Theatre Jokes

Friday, 18th September 2015: Dr Who Jokes

Friday, 25th September 2015: Time Travel Jokes

Friday, 2nd October 2015: Tower Jokes

Friday, 9th October 2015: River Jokes

Friday, 16th October 2015: Airport Jokes

Friday, 23rd October 2015: Clock Jokes

Friday, 30th October 2015: Ghost Jokes

Friday, 6th November 2015: Clown Jokes

Friday, 13th November 2015: Tea Jokes

Friday, 20th November 2015: Philosophy Jokes

Friday, 27th November 2015: Electric Jokes

Friday, 4th December 2015: Lorry Jokes

Friday, 11th December 2015: Winter Jokes

Friday, 18th December 2015: Star Wars Jokes

Friday, 25th December 2015: Reindeer Jokes

2016

Friday, 1st January 2016: Start Jokes

Friday 8th January 2016: Presents Jokes

Friday, 15th January 2016: Snow Jokes

Friday, 22nd January 2016: Baggage Jokes

Friday, 29th January 2016: Laptop Jokes

Friday, 5th February 2016: Sock Jokes

Friday, 12th February 2016: Owl Jokes

Friday, 19th February 2016: Garden Jokes

Friday,26th Februray 2016: Hotel Jokes

Friday, 4th March 2016: Yacht Jokes

Friday, 11th March 2016: Programmer Jokes

Friday, 18th March 2016: Umbrella Jokes

Friday, 25th March 2016: Butter Jokes

Friday, 1st April 2016: Light Jokes

Friday, 8th April 2016: Water Jokes

Friday, 15th April 2016: Zoo Jokes

Friday, 22nd April 2016: X-Ray Jokes

Friday, 29th April 2016: Queue Jokes

Friday, 6th May 2016: Jam Jokes

Friday, 13th May 2016: Font Jokes

Friday, 20th May 2016: Bear Jokes

Friday, 27th May 2016: Garlic Jokes

Friday, 3rd June 2016: Dance Jokes

Friday, 10th June 2016: Ink Jokes

Friday, 17th June 2016: Yoga Jokes

Friday, 24th June 2016: Card Jokes

Friday, 1st July 2016: King Jokes

Friday, 8th July 2016: Bridge Jokes

Friday, 15th July 2016: Game Jokes

Friday, 22nd July 2016: Swan Jokes

Friday, 29th July 2016: Coin Jokes

Friday, 5th August 2016: Grape Jokes

Friday, 12th August 2016: Cloud Jokes

Friday, 19th August 2016: Ruler Jokes

Friday, 26th August 2016: Rash Jokes

Friday, 2nd September 2016: Biscuit Jokes

Friday, 9th September 2016: Crisp Jokes

Friday, 16th September 2016: Trampoline Jokes

Friday, 23rd September 2016: Pool Jokes

Friday, 30th September 2016: Tent Jokes

Friday, 7th October 2016: Glass Jokes

Friday, 14th October 2016: Sandwich Jokes

Friday, 21st October 2016: Fire Jokes

Friday, 28th October 2016: Werewolf Jokes

Friday, 4th November 2016: Frost Jokes

Friday, 11th November 2016: Badger Jokes

Friday, 18th November 2016: Yellow Jokes

Friday, 25th November 2016: Fish Jokes

Friday, 2nd December 2016: Chicken Jokes

Friday, 9th December 2016:: Robot Jokes

Friday, 16th December 2016:: Bottle Jokes

Friday, 23rd December 2016:: Middle Earth Jokes

Friday, 30th December 2016:: Birthday Jokes

2017

Friday, 6th January 2017: Pie Jokes

Friday, 13th January 2017: Paint Jokes

Friday, 20th January 2017: Construction Jokes

Friday, 27th January 2017: Curtain Jokes

Friday, 3rd February 2017: Bath Jokes

Friday, 10th February 2017: Wall Jokes

Friday, 17th February 2017: Guitar Jokes

Friday, 24th February 2017: Roof Jokes

Friday, 3rd March 2017: Pancake Jokes

Friday, 10th March 2017: Pear Jokes

Friday, 17th March 2017: Lake Jokes

Friday, 24th March 2017: Pasta Jokes

Friday, 31st March 2017: Remote Control Jokes

Friday, 7th April 2017: Bacon Jokes

Friday, 14th April 2017: Reunion Jokes

Friday, 21st April 2017: Rice Jokes

Friday, 28th April 2017: Penguin Jokes

Friday, 5th May 2017: Shower Jokes

Friday, 12th May 2017: Password Jokes

Friday, 19th May 2017: Shirt Jokes

Friday, 26th May 2017: Tie Jokes

Friday, 2nd June 2017: Pencil Jokes

Friday, 9th June 2017: Keyboard Jokes

Friday, 16th June 2017: Pepper Jokes

Friday, 23rd June 2017: Lamp Jokes

Friday, 30th June 2017: ATM Jokes

Friday, 7th July 2017: Fan Jokes

Friday, 28th July 2017: Mirror Jokes

Friday, 4th August 2017: Shell Jokes

Friday, 11th August 2017: Rocket Jokes

Friday, 18th August 2017: Exam Jokes

Friday, 25th August 2017: Cake Jokes

Friday, 1st September 2017: Snake Jokes

Friday, 8th September 2017: Watch Jokes

Friday, 15th September 2017: Parrot Jokes

Friday, 22nd September 2017: Delivery Jokes

Friday, 29th September 2017: Plate Jokes

Friday, 6th October 2017: Mime Jokes

Friday, 13th October 2017: Circus Jokes

Friday, 20th October 2017: Cat Jokes

Friday, 27th October 2017: Dragon Jokes

Friday, 3rd November 2017: Trouser Jokes

Friday, 10th November 2017: Tooth Jokes

Friday, 17th November 2017: Map Jokes

Friday, 24th November 2017: Shoe Jokes

Friday, 1st December 2017: Brush Jokes

Friday, 8th December 2017: Rabbit Jokes

Friday, 15th December 2017: Island Jokes

Friday, 22nd December 2017: Elf Jokes

Friday, 29th December 2017: Balloon Jokes

 

 

2018

Friday, 5th January 2018: Breakfast Jokes

Friday, 12th January 2018: Fog Jokes

Friday, 19th January 2018: Rhubarb Jokes

Friday, 26th January 2018: Crumble Jokes

Monday, 29th January 2018: Bubble Wrap Jokes

Friday, 2nd February 2018: Scissor Jokes

Friday, 9th February 2018: Shark Jokes

Friday, 16th February 2018: Offal Jokes

Friday, 23rd February 2018: Night Jokes

Friday, 2nd March 2018: Needle Jokes

Friday, 16th March 2018: Salt Jokes

Friday, 23rd March 2018: Neck Jokes

Friday, 30th March 2018: Taxi Jokes

Friday, 6th April 2018: Acting Jokes

Friday, 13th April 2018: Banking Jokes

Friday, 20th April 2018: Mouse Jokes

Friday, 27th April 2018: Grass Jokes

Friday, 4th May 2018: Carpet Jokes

Friday,11th May 2018: Elvis Jokes

Friday, 18th May 2018: Flower Jokes

Friday, 25th May 2018: Jewelry Jokes

Friday, 1st June 2018: Kitchen Jokes

Friday, 8th June 2018: Supermarket Jokes

Friday, 15th June 2018: Snooker Jokes

Friday, 22nd June 2018: Gambling Jokes

Friday, 29th June 2018: Sunny Jokes

Friday, 6th July 2018: Pigeon Jokes

 

 

As I add more jokes & one-liners to the page, I will add links to them from here. I hope you like all the pretty awful one-liners and don’t end up groaning too much!