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An index of one-liners

I have been posting cheesy one-liners every Friday for the last few weeks, and I thought that it might be useful to have an index of the jokes so that they can be easily navigated. These are all old, unoriginal, and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh, but you might still like them. Hopefully…. It always seems a good way to start the weekend with a joke or two. If you want them in an alphabetical list, have a look here.

 

So, here are the collection of jokes…

2013

Friday, 5th April 2013

Saturday, 6th April 2013 (I got a bit carried away that week)

Friday, 12th April 2013

Friday, 19th April 2013: Science Jokes

Friday, 26th April 2013

Friday, 3rd May 2013

Friday, 10th May 2013

Friday, 17th May 2013

Friday, 24th May 2013

Friday, 31st May 2013

Friday, 7th June 2013

Friday, 14th June 2013

Friday, 21st June 2013

Friday, 28th June 2013

Friday, 5th July 2013Media

Friday, 12th July 2013

Friday, 19th July 2013

Friday, 26th July 2013

Friday, 2nd August 2013

Friday, 9th August 2013

Friday, 16th August 2013

Friday, 23rd August 2013

Friday, 30th August 2013

Friday, 6th September 2013

Friday, 13th September 2013

Friday, 20th September 2013: Pirate Jokes

Friday, 27th September 2013: Career Jokes

Friday, 4th October 2013: Salad Jokes

Friday, 11th October 2013: Sports Jokes

Friday, 18th October 2013: Cheese Jokes

Friday, 25th October 2013: More Career Jokes

Friday, 1st November 2013: Halloween Jokes

Friday, 8th November 2013: Music and Band Jokes

Friday, 15th November 2013: Dentist Jokes

Friday, 22nd November 2013: Food Jokes

Friday, 29th November 2013: Restaurant Jokes

Friday, 6th December 2013: Dessert Jokes

Friday, 13th December 2013: Christmas jumper jokes…

Friday, 20th December 2013: Christmas Cracker jokes

Friday, 27th December 2013: More Christmas Cracker Jokes

2014

Friday, 3rd January 2014: Sign Jokes

Friday, 10th January 2014: Time Jokes

Friday, 17th January 2014: Money Jokes

Friday, 24th January 2014: Dog Jokes

Friday, 31st January 2014: Shopping Jokes

Friday, 7th February: 2014 Fancy Dress Jokes

Friday, 14th February 2014: Valentine’s Day Jokes

Friday, 21st February 2014: Accent Jokes

Friday, 28th February 2014: Hairdresser Jokes

Friday, 7th March 2014: Cow Jokes

Friday, 14th March 2014: Colour Jokes

Friday, 21st March 2014: Holiday Jokes

Friday, 28th March 2014: Photography Jokes

Friday, 4th April 2014: Vampire Jokes

Friday, 11th April 2014: Book Jokes

Friday, 18th April 2014: Ship Jokes

Friday, 25th April 2014: Hat Jokes

Friday, 2nd May 2014: Train Jokes

Friday, 9th May 2014: Internet Jokes

Friday, 16th May 2014: Dream Jokes

Friday, 23rd May 2014: Library Jokes

Friday, 30th May 2014: Giraffe Jokes

Friday, 6th June 2014: Sat Nav Jokes

Friday, 13th June 2014: Chair Jokes

Friday, 20th June 2014: Scrabble Jokes

Friday, 27th June 2014: Music Festival Jokes

Friday, 4th July 2014: Tennis Jokes

Friday, 11th July 2014: Football Jokes

Friday, 18th July 2014: Tree Jokes

Friday, 25th July 2014: Commonwealth Games Jokes

Friday, 1st August 2014: Flying Jokes

Friday, 8th August 2014: Scarecrow Jokes

Friday, 15th August 2014: Rain Jokes

Friday, 22nd August 2014: Tractor Jokes

Friday, 29th August 2014: More Cow Jokes

Friday, 5th September 2014: Milk Jokes

Friday, 12th September 2014: Fortune Teller Jokes

Friday, 19th September 2014: Bed Jokes

Friday, 26th September 2014: Lion Jokes

Friday, 3rd October 2014: Washing Jokes

Friday, 10th October 2014: Banana Jokes

Friday, 17th October 2014: Spider Jokes

Friday, 24th October 2014: Insect Jokes

Friday, 31st October 2014: Dracula Jokes

Friday, 7th November 2014: Firework Jokes

Friday, 14th November 2014: Interim Management Jokes

Friday, 21st November 2014: Field Jokes

Friday, 28th November 2014: Plane Jokes

Friday, 5th December 2014: Horse Jokes

Friday, 12th December 2014: Two types of People Jokes

Friday, 19th December 2014: Party Jokes

Friday, 26th December 2014: Curry Jokes

2015

Friday, 2nd January 2015: Road Jokes

Friday, 9th January 2015: Bike Jokes

Friday, 16th January 2015: Karaoke Jokes

Friday, 23rd January 2015: Walks Into A Bar Jokes

Friday, 30th January 2015: Economy Jokes

Friday, 6th February 2015: Potato Jokes

Friday, 13th February 2015: Tomato Jokes

Friday, 20th February 2015: Pizza Jokes

Friday, 27th February 2015: Castle Jokes

Friday, 6th March 2015: Phone Jokes

Friday, 13th March 2015: Lemon Jokes

Friday 20th March 2015: Coffee Jokes

Friday, 27th March 2015: Traffic Jokes

Friday, 3rd April 2015: Egg Jokes

Friday, 10th April 2015: Spring Jokes

Friday,17th April 2015: Television Jokes

Friday, 24th April 2015: Frog Jokes

Friday, 1st May 2015: Chess Jokes

Friday, 8th May 2015:Superhero Jokes

Friday, 15th May 2015: Onion Jokes

Friday, 22nd May 2015: Fence Jokes

Friday, 29th May 2015: Seal Jokes

Friday, 5th June 2015: Dinosaur Jokes

Friday, 12th June 2015: Spot Jokes

Friday, 19th June 2015: Windows Jokes

Friday, 26th June 2015: Fast Jokes

Friday, 3rd July 2015: Summer Jokes

Friday, 10th July 2015: Addiction Jokes

Friday, 17th July 2015: Ice Cream Jokes

Friday, 24th July 2015: Cricket Jokes

Friday, 31st July 2015: Apple Jokes

Friday, 7th August 2015: Candle Jokes

Friday, 14th August 2015: Printer Jokes

Friday, 21st August 2015: Vegetable Jokes

Friday, 28th August 2015: Ironing Jokes

Friday, 4th September 2015: Chocolate Jokes

Friday, 11th September 2015: Theatre Jokes

Friday, 18th September 2015: Dr Who Jokes

Friday, 25th September 2015: Time Travel Jokes

Friday, 2nd October 2015: Tower Jokes

Friday, 9th October 2015: River Jokes

Friday, 16th October 2015: Airport Jokes

Friday, 23rd October 2015: Clock Jokes

Friday, 30th October 2015: Ghost Jokes

Friday, 6th November 2015: Clown Jokes

Friday, 13th November 2015: Tea Jokes

Friday, 20th November 2015: Philosophy Jokes

Friday, 27th November 2015: Electric Jokes

Friday, 4th December 2015: Lorry Jokes

Friday, 11th December 2015: Winter Jokes

Friday, 18th December 2015: Star Wars Jokes

Friday, 25th December 2015: Reindeer Jokes

2016

Friday, 1st January 2016: Start Jokes

Friday 8th January 2016: Presents Jokes

Friday, 15th January 2016: Snow Jokes

Friday, 22nd January 2016: Baggage Jokes

Friday, 29th January 2016: Laptop Jokes

Friday, 5th February 2016: Sock Jokes

Friday, 12th February 2016: Owl Jokes

Friday, 19th February 2016: Garden Jokes

Friday,26th Februray 2016: Hotel Jokes

Friday, 4th March 2016: Yacht Jokes

Friday, 11th March 2016: Programmer Jokes

Friday, 18th March 2016: Umbrella Jokes

Friday, 25th March 2016: Butter Jokes

Friday, 1st April 2016: Light Jokes

Friday, 8th April 2016: Water Jokes

Friday, 15th April 2016: Zoo Jokes

Friday, 22nd April 2016: X-Ray Jokes

Friday, 29th April 2016: Queue Jokes

Friday, 6th May 2016: Jam Jokes

Friday, 13th May 2016: Font Jokes

Friday, 20th May 2016: Bear Jokes

Friday, 27th May 2016: Garlic Jokes

Friday, 3rd June 2016: Dance Jokes

Friday, 10th June 2016: Ink Jokes

Friday, 17th June 2016: Yoga Jokes

Friday, 24th June 2016: Card Jokes

Friday, 1st July 2016: King Jokes

Friday, 8th July 2016: Bridge Jokes

Friday, 15th July 2016: Game Jokes

Friday, 22nd July 2016: Swan Jokes

Friday, 29th July 2016: Coin Jokes

Friday, 5th August 2016: Grape Jokes

Friday, 12th August 2016: Cloud Jokes

Friday, 19th August 2016: Ruler Jokes

Friday, 26th August 2016: Rash Jokes

Friday, 2nd September 2016: Biscuit Jokes

Friday, 9th September 2016: Crisp Jokes

Friday, 16th September 2016: Trampoline Jokes

Friday, 23rd September 2016: Pool Jokes

Friday, 30th September 2016: Tent Jokes

Friday, 7th October 2016: Glass Jokes

Friday, 14th October 2016: Sandwich Jokes

Friday, 21st October 2016: Fire Jokes

Friday, 28th October 2016: Werewolf Jokes

Friday, 4th November 2016: Frost Jokes

Friday, 11th November 2016: Badger Jokes

Friday, 18th November 2016: Yellow Jokes

Friday, 25th November 2016: Fish Jokes

Friday, 2nd December 2016: Chicken Jokes

Friday, 9th December 2016:: Robot Jokes

Friday, 16th December 2016:: Bottle Jokes

Friday, 23rd December 2016:: Middle Earth Jokes

Friday, 30th December 2016:: Birthday Jokes

2017

Friday, 6th January 2017: Pie Jokes

Friday, 13th January 2017: Paint Jokes

Friday, 20th January 2017: Construction Jokes

Friday, 27th January 2017: Curtain Jokes

Friday, 3rd February 2017: Bath Jokes

Friday, 10th February 2017: Wall Jokes

Friday, 17th February 2017: Guitar Jokes

Friday, 24th February 2017: Roof Jokes

Friday, 3rd March 2017: Pancake Jokes

Friday, 10th March 2017: Pear Jokes

Friday, 17th March 2017: Lake Jokes

Friday, 24th March 2017: Pasta Jokes

Friday, 31st March 2017: Remote Control Jokes

Friday, 7th April 2017: Bacon Jokes

Friday, 14th April 2017: Reunion Jokes

Friday, 21st April 2017: Rice Jokes

Friday, 28th April 2017: Penguin Jokes

Friday, 5th May 2017: Shower Jokes

Friday, 12th May 2017: Password Jokes

Friday, 19th May 2017: Shirt Jokes

Friday, 26th May 2017: Tie Jokes

Friday, 2nd June 2017: Pencil Jokes

Friday, 9th June 2017: Keyboard Jokes

Friday, 16th June 2017: Pepper Jokes

Friday, 23rd June 2017: Lamp Jokes

Friday, 30th June 2017: ATM Jokes

Friday, 7th July 2017: Fan Jokes

Friday, 28th July 2017: Mirror Jokes

Friday, 4th August 2017: Shell Jokes

Friday, 11th August 2017: Rocket Jokes

Friday, 18th August 2017: Exam Jokes

Friday, 25th August 2017: Cake Jokes

Friday, 1st September 2017: Snake Jokes

Friday, 8th September 2017: Watch Jokes

Friday, 15th September 2017: Parrot Jokes

Friday, 22nd September 2017: Delivery Jokes

Friday, 29th September 2017: Plate Jokes

Friday, 6th October 2017: Mime Jokes

Friday, 13th October 2017: Circus Jokes

Friday, 20th October 2017: Cat Jokes

Friday, 27th October 2017: Dragon Jokes

Friday, 3rd November 2017: Trouser Jokes

Friday, 10th November 2017: Tooth Jokes

Friday, 17th November 2017: Map Jokes

Friday, 24th November 2017: Shoe Jokes

Friday, 1st December 2017: Brush Jokes

Friday, 8th December 2017: Rabbit Jokes

 

As I add more jokes & one-liners to the page, I will add links to them from here. I hope you like all the pretty awful one-liners and don’t end up groaning too much!