Polo Jokes

an absolute mint

A conversation this week included discussing water polo, so the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Polo Jokes. Not all of the water variety, various interpretations of the word Polo. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       The key thing that stopped me being a […]

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BTCC Silverstone Rounds 2018

BTCC Silverstone 2018

The recent BTCC Silverstone rounds 2018 made up the penultimate weekend of the championship, with the number of contenders for the title starting to reduce. However, although the series may be reaching its conclusion, it still has the ability to surprise, and at Silverstone, the surprise package on Saturday was Team Hard’s Mike Bushell. The […]

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Number Jokes

snake size

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Number Jokes, with a few tenuous links. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven […]

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Raffle Jokes

some chap called spartacus

I was reminded this week of an old joke about a raffle (it’s the first one below), so what better a topic for a page of puns and one liners than raffle jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       At a raffle. All got a bit complicated […]

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Sofa Jokes

I can teleport

This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of Sofa Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… but if you do like your jokes corny, take a seat and have a read…       Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth. […]

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Post Office Jokes

the devil takes many forms

I recently saw a series of puns about the mail service and thought that a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners might be Post Office Jokes. As normal, their delivery comes with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend wants to give up being a postman to become […]

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Bread Jokes

angry beetle

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners in Bread Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve made a really hot breakfast, but I’m not one to blow my own crumpet.   A truck has overturned near the local bakery and spilled its load. Police […]

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Quiet Jokes

the p is silent

Those who know me will know that “quiet” is not a word that normally springs to mind when thinking about me, so perhaps slightly out of character, here are some quiet jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….       Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? […]

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