Flower Jokes

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In this beautiful spring weather, what better a subject for one liners and puns than flower jokes, so here are a few for you. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   A teacher asked a class “How do you spell chrysanthemum?”. The reply comes “Don’t worry, we don’t know how […]

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Elvis Jokes

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Going through some old pages, I spotted that Elvis comes up frequently, so here are lots of those puns and one liners collated as a collection of Elvis jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….     I lost my pet mouse Elvis the other night. He was caught in […]

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Donington Historic Festival 2018

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The May Day Bank Holiday weekend saw the Donington Historic Festival 2018, and unlike the BTCC rounds there last weekend, the event saw glorious sunshine for the competitors, the spectators, and the various car clubs who spent the weekend at the circuit. The Donington Historic Festival is always a superb event, and I have posted […]

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Carpet Jokes

Walter Wall

This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes, so they should cover quite a lot… As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     A friend of mine is a carpet fitter. Walter Wall.   Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets […]

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