Mirror Jokes

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is Mirror Jokes, so reflect on these.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.   I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.   What does a cheese say to itself in a mirror? Halloumi.   Think I […]

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Fan Jokes

A fan

The sun has been shining during this first week of July, and there have been plenty of fans and air conditioning units hard at work, so here are some fan jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   A friend of mine used to love farm machinery, now he’s great […]

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ATM Jokes


The ATM, or cash machine, reached its fiftieth birthday in the U.K. this week.  To mark the occasion, here are some ATM jokes, some of which may be older than the machines themselves.  They were always designed for humour, with their launch being made by a celebrity first customer, Reg Varney, before he moved on […]

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Lamp Jokes

This week’s topic for puns is Lamp Jokes. However, no genie (or djini) in the lamp jokes here as that could be a page all by itself, a bit like the “how many x does it take to change a lightbulb” type, which no doubt will arrive here at some stage. Don’t, as always, expect […]

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