Tie Jokes

Ties

After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie please”. […]

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Shirt Jokes

A shirt

This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.     “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony. On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. A friend of mine […]

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Dinosaur World 2017 in Derby

Dinosaur World

The previously mentioned universal truth that young children are invariably fans of dinosaurs continues to hold in my house, so we headed off this weekend to see Dinosaur World 2017 in Derby.  The theatre was full of families, with plenty of small children, as Miranda, who was to be our tour guide through Dinosaur World, […]

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Password Jokes

Like most people, I’ve had that annoying experience of trying to think of a new password that is complex enough to be secure and memorable enough to be useful, and that seemed as good a topic as any, so here are some password jokes.  Don’t worry, none of them are too cryptic, but don’t expect […]

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Shower Jokes

We’ve had Bath Jokes previously so this week it’s the turn of shower jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…  given the topic, they are of course, all clean jokes, although you might not gel with all of them…   A chap checks into a hotel, and is asked if he wants […]

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Donington Historic Festival 2017

Donington Historic Festival 2017

The May Day bank holiday weekend saw the Donington Historic Festival 2017, which has become a standard date in recent years for the event at the Leicestershire circuit.  As normal, there were plenty of on track races and car parades as well as plenty to see around the track, including an incredible number of vehicles from […]

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Penguin Jokes

Penguins at Taronga Zoo

It was World Penguin Day earlier this week, so Penguin Jokes seems a fitting a topic as ever for this week’s puns. I’m a big fan of penguins, and you can see me feeding some of them here. As normal, these jokes come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     How do penguins […]

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