Parrot Jokes

Parrot

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of parrot jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity…   What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.   What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.   What do you get if you cross […]

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Watch Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.   I held up my watch to a […]

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Snake Jokes

My pet snake is exactly 3.14 metres long. He’s a πthon.

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of snake jokes, for no particular reason. They just happen to rhyme with last week’s cake jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   I’m a bit worried about the snake that ate the Meccano set. Apparently he’s now a boa […]

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Cake Jokes

Our Formula One Birthday Cake

I was reminded of an old joke about cakes this week and was surprised to find I had not already included a page of cake based puns, so here are some cake jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under […]

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Exam Jokes

Exam Jokes

It’s exam season at the moment with lots of people getting their results, so here are some exam jokes. I remember getting my A level results really clearly, best wishes to all those who just got their results. Of course, these jokes as normal come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Just […]

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Rocket Jokes

The Polish Aviation Museum

The topic for this week’s page of puns is rocket jokes, so hopefully these will take off. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man.   Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket […]

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Shell Jokes

Shell

Inspired by a few recent summertime trips to the seaside, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of shell jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….  And a few of them do stretch the definition of shell.     If you listen to a UNIX shell, can you […]

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Mirror Jokes

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is Mirror Jokes, so reflect on these.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.   I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.   What does a cheese say to itself in a mirror? Halloumi.   Think I […]

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Fan Jokes

A fan

The sun has been shining during this first week of July, and there have been plenty of fans and air conditioning units hard at work, so here are some fan jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   A friend of mine used to love farm machinery, now he’s great […]

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ATM Jokes

ATMs

The ATM, or cash machine, reached its fiftieth birthday in the U.K. this week.  To mark the occasion, here are some ATM jokes, some of which may be older than the machines themselves.  They were always designed for humour, with their launch being made by a celebrity first customer, Reg Varney, before he moved on […]

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Lamp Jokes

This week’s topic for puns is Lamp Jokes. However, no genie (or djini) in the lamp jokes here as that could be a page all by itself, a bit like the “how many x does it take to change a lightbulb” type, which no doubt will arrive here at some stage. Don’t, as always, expect […]

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