Remote Control Jokes

remote controls

We’ve previously had television jokes, and this week’s puns are on a related topic of Remote Control Jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Got offered a television for £50 with a broken volume control & no remote. I couldn’t turn it down. The local television controller museum […]

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Pasta Jokes

I was driving into Birmingham yesterday thinking about topics for one liners, and as I was traversing Spaghetti Junction, I thought that Pasta Jokes would make a good topic. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster. A […]

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Lake Jokes

A swan at the National Forest Cycling Centre

I was thinking about a topic for this week’s one liners and realised I was staring into a lake, so here are some lake jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. I’m also not sure if these are all a bit shallow or whether we have jumped in at the […]

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Pear Jokes

pear

We’ve had various fruit based jokes before including apples, lemons and bananas, so continuing the occasional theme, here are some pear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you like them, have a go at playing Guess My Fruit.   Went to the shop today to buy some pears, […]

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Pancake Jokes

It was Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, earlier this week, so here are some pancake jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road.  Tossing and turning. Tried to break the ice at a party the other night […]

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Roof Jokes

Towneley Hall, Burnley

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is roof jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.   Went to a party with a construction team the other week. They really raised the roof. My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof. Saw […]

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Guitar Jokes

Paul Stanley's Guitar

We’ve had a few musical themed posts in the past, and this week’s series of puns and one liners follow that trend with the topic being guitar jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly […]

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Wall Jokes

Towneley Hall, Burnley

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     I left my bike beside a wall the other day, and it fell over. It was two tyred. I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived. There was […]

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Bath Jokes

bath

This week’s collection of one liners and corny puns take the form of bath jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar. Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean […]

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Curtain Jokes

Curtains

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is curtain jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Venetian blinds are excellent. Without them, it would be curtains for everyone. Came downstairs earlier and was sad to see that my curtains were drawn. I was relieved to see that […]

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Construction Jokes

The Addis Ababa skyline

Following on from last week’s paint jokes, this week’s collection of one liners take the theme of construction jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     Always convinced myself that my friend wasn’t taking things from local building sites, but when I look back now, the signs were there. I’ve got […]

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Paint Jokes

Painted Force India

A conversation this week about a Pun Of The Day conversation ended up with us talking about Paint Jokes, so here are some one liners on that topic. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality…  If you are curious about the photo for this post, it’s the Force India of Nico Hulkenberg with aerodynamic paint […]

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