Pig Jokes

It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale

Pigs have been in the news recently as we have entered the Year of the Pig, so in tribute to the lovely, clever creatures, here are some pig jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee oh hilarity or originality…       A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going […]

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Ladder Jokes

Never trust ladders

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the form of ladder jokes. Don’t expect them to raise you up to another level, or to give you too much of a lift… As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Heard a myth about a single bed placed […]

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Bell Jokes

babybell

It’s nearly Christmas, and today sees the winter solstice, so as Jethro Tull – the band, not the agriculturalist – would say, Ring Out Solstice Bells! Here are some bell jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A man goes into a library and asks for […]

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Chimney Jokes

Standing near the chimney I thought I heard Santa coughing I think he is coming down with something

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of chimney jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof.   Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace under the chimney. […]

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Plug Jokes

as I plugged in my electric car

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is plug jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Was going to plug my keyboard into the headphone socket of my laptop but was worried I might end up stereotyping.   I was going to get an electric […]

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