Cat Jokes

schrodinger's cat

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is cat jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now.   Lost money playing poker with one of the big cats at the […]

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Circus Jokes

cannonball

I had my first visit to a circus this week in many years, so here are some circus jokes to mark the occasion. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus? They made him bring it back.   […]

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Mime Jokes

Mime Joke

Inspired by a recent conversation, the topic for this week’s one liners and puns is mime jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.   A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.   Almost perfected […]

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Plate Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners come with the topic of plate jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour.   Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster.   […]

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Delivery Jokes

Adam and the Ants

It’s often said that jokes are all about delivery, so here are some delivery jokes. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality…   Had a night out with a group of Wagon Wheel delivery drivers. They really take the biscuit.   A friend wants to give up being a postman to become a comedian, but […]

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Parrot Jokes

Parrot

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of parrot jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity…   What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.   What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.   What do you get if you cross […]

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Watch Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.   I held up my watch to a […]

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Snake Jokes

My pet snake is exactly 3.14 metres long. He’s a πthon.

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of snake jokes, for no particular reason. They just happen to rhyme with last week’s cake jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   I’m a bit worried about the snake that ate the Meccano set. Apparently he’s now a boa […]

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Cake Jokes

Our Formula One Birthday Cake

I was reminded of an old joke about cakes this week and was surprised to find I had not already included a page of cake based puns, so here are some cake jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under […]

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Exam Jokes

Exam Jokes

It’s exam season at the moment with lots of people getting their results, so here are some exam jokes. I remember getting my A level results really clearly, best wishes to all those who just got their results. Of course, these jokes as normal come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Just […]

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Rocket Jokes

The Polish Aviation Museum

The topic for this week’s page of puns is rocket jokes, so hopefully these will take off. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man.   Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket […]

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Shell Jokes

Shell

Inspired by a few recent summertime trips to the seaside, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of shell jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….  And a few of them do stretch the definition of shell.     If you listen to a UNIX shell, can you […]

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