Salt Jokes

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This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Salt Jokes. Well,it’s the season for it… As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaulted…   Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment. […]

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Drink Jokes

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This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of drink jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Just heard someone shouting “Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey!” I said “I call the shots around here”.   How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a drink? Tea, Rex? […]

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Needle Jokes

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The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is needle jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Read about a new website called www.needleinahaystack.com. Took me ages to find it.   A police officer spotted a man driving along the motorway with knitting needles. He got […]

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