Offal Jokes

a load of tripe

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of offal jokes.  Some would say that plenty of the jokes here are at least a bit offal.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Someone told me that a cow has multiple stomachs.  That sounds like a load […]

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Shark Jokes

it was just a bream

This week’s puns and one liners is inspired by a former colleague, Andy, who spends time in the office interviewing people with a plastic puppet called Bruce The Shark. So, here are some shark jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     What do you get if you cross […]

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Scissor Jokes

I needed rock paper scissors

This week’s one liners and puns takes the theme of scissor jokes.  As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Tried to take a clip from Kerrang magazine. I realised I needed Rock Paper Scissors.   I entered the Scissors of the Year competition but I didn’t make the cut. […]

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