Offal Jokes

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This week’s puns and one liners take the form of offal jokes.  Some would say that plenty of the jokes here are at least a bit offal.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Someone told me that a cow has multiple stomachs.  That sounds like a load […]

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Shark Jokes

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This week’s puns and one liners is inspired by a former colleague, Andy, who spends time in the office interviewing people with a plastic puppet called Bruce The Shark. So, here are some shark jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   And this week you can hear me tell […]

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Scissor Jokes

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This week’s one liners and puns takes the theme of scissor jokes.  As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Tried to take a clip from Kerrang magazine. I realised I needed Rock Paper Scissors.   I entered the Scissors of the Year competition but I didn’t make the cut. […]

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