Elf Jokes

A rebel without a Claus

It’s getting close to Christmas, and whilst we’ve had jokes before about all sorts of aspects of Christmas, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Elf Jokes, most of which are very short and particularly corny.  As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Why did the […]

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Brush Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of brush jokes.  As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     I went to a record shop and asked, “have you got anything by the Doors?” He said, “Yes, a bucket of sand, a mop and a brush”.   Friend if […]

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