Plate Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners come with the topic of plate jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour.   Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster.   […]

Continue reading

British GT Donington Rounds 2017

British GT Donington 2017

The British GT Donington Rounds 2017 were advertised as the “Donington Decider” with the series going down to the last weekend of the year to decide the championships. The series, as normal, had support from the BRDC British Formula Three championship, the Volkswagen Cup, the Mini Challenge, the Ginetta GT5 Championship, the Ginetta Racing Driver […]

Continue reading

Delivery Jokes

Adam and the Ants

It’s often said that jokes are all about delivery, so here are some delivery jokes. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality…   Had a night out with a group of Wagon Wheel delivery drivers. They really take the biscuit.   A friend wants to give up being a postman to become a comedian, but […]

Continue reading

Parrot Jokes


This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of parrot jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity…   What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.   What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.   What do you get if you cross […]

Continue reading