Remote Control Jokes

remote controls

We’ve previously had television jokes, and this week’s puns are on a related topic of Remote Control Jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Got offered a television for £50 with a broken volume control & no remote. I couldn’t turn it down. The local television controller museum […]

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Pasta Jokes

I was driving into Birmingham yesterday thinking about topics for one liners, and as I was traversing Spaghetti Junction, I thought that Pasta Jokes would make a good topic. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster. A […]

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Lake Jokes

A swan at the National Forest Cycling Centre

I was thinking about a topic for this week’s one liners and realised I was staring into a lake, so here are some lake jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. I’m also not sure if these are all a bit shallow or whether we have jumped in at the […]

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Pear Jokes

pear

We’ve had various fruit based jokes before including apples, lemons and bananas, so continuing the occasional theme, here are some pear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you like them, have a go at playing Guess My Fruit.   Went to the shop today to buy some pears, […]

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Pancake Jokes

It was Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, earlier this week, so here are some pancake jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road.  Tossing and turning. Tried to break the ice at a party the other night […]

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