Pasta Jokes

chap filling cannelloni

I was driving into Birmingham yesterday thinking about topics for one liners, and as I was traversing Spaghetti Junction -or Gravelly Hill Interchange if you prefer – I thought that Pasta Jokes would make a good topic. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Almost dropped a plate […]

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Pear Jokes

all gone pear shaped

We’ve had various fruit based jokes before including apples, lemons and bananas, so continuing the occasional theme, here are some pear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you like them, have a go at playing Guess My Fruit.       Went to the shop today to buy […]

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Pancake Jokes

no sir round

It was Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, earlier this week, so here are some pancake jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like pancakes, you might also like this.       Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road.  Tossing and […]

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