Roof Jokes

Towneley Hall, Burnley

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is roof jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.   Went to a party with a construction team the other week. They really raised the roof. My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof. Saw […]

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VSCC Pomeroy Trophy 2017

Pomeroy Trophy 2017 at Silverstone

The motor racing season is starting to gear up again and among the test sessions at circuits across the UK – and around the world – at the moment, there are some races already taking place. Today saw the VSCC Pomeroy Trophy 2017 at Silverstone, a completion that has been held since 1952 and rather […]

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Guitar Jokes

Paul Stanley's Guitar

We’ve had a few musical themed posts in the past, and this week’s series of puns and one liners follow that trend with the topic being guitar jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly […]

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Wall Jokes

Towneley Hall, Burnley

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     I left my bike beside a wall the other day, and it fell over. It was two tyred. I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived. There was […]

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Bath Jokes

bath

This week’s collection of one liners and corny puns take the form of bath jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar. Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean […]

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