Curtain Jokes

Curtains

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is curtain jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Venetian blinds are excellent. Without them, it would be curtains for everyone. Came downstairs earlier and was sad to see that my curtains were drawn. I was relieved to see that […]

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Construction Jokes

The Addis Ababa skyline

Following on from last week’s paint jokes, this week’s collection of one liners take the theme of construction jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     Always convinced myself that my friend wasn’t taking things from local building sites, but when I look back now, the signs were there. I’ve got […]

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Paint Jokes

Painted Force India

A conversation this week about a Pun Of The Day conversation ended up with us talking about Paint Jokes, so here are some one liners on that topic. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality…  If you are curious about the photo for this post, it’s the Force India of Nico Hulkenberg with aerodynamic paint […]

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Pie Jokes

Pie-ography

A colleague this week told me about his time working in a pie factory, and his witty anecdotes helped me chose a topic for this week’s one liners, so here are some pie jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. The local pie shop almost never closes. It’s 22/7. Why […]

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Croxden Abbey

Croxden Abbey

2017 has just started and today, 2nd January, was a glorious day in this part of the world, so it seemed a great opportunity to get outside. We took a trip to Croxden Abbey, or more formally, Abbey of the Vale of St. Mary at Croxden, in Staffordshire. The abbey started life in 1176 when […]

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