Middle Earth Jokes

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This week’s series of one liners takes the form of Middle Earth Jokes due to one particularly festive line.  As normal, these will not magic up hilarity or originality…   Saw a great Hobbit pinball machine. Doesn’t accept coins though, only Tolkeins.   Dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings last night, turned out I […]

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Bottle Jokes

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In the midst of the Christmas Party season, here are some Bottle Jokes. As normal they don’t come with any guarantee of hilarity or originality.   Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.   On a flight, off on holiday. The cabin crew member asked […]

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Robot Jokes

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This week’s one liners take the topic robot jokes, which are mainly very short riddles, for some reason. A couple of Star Wars related ones in there too, and one from Dr Who….  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     I got myself a new robot puppy. Dogmatic.   […]

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Chicken Jokes

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The topic for this week’s one liners is chicken jokes, which I was surprised that I had not already put together a page on chickens. As normal don’t expect hilarity or originality. In fact, some are positively fowl.   Where’s the best place to find out about chickens? In a hencyclopedia.   A local farmer […]

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