Fish Jokes

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Someone sent me some fish jokes this week, so it seemed a good choice for this week’s one liners, so here are some fish jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much originality or hilarity.   I had a cup of coffee with a penguin yesterday.  He said he would have preferred a fish.   I […]

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Yellow Jokes

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I am not entirely sure why I chose this topic for the week’s one liners, but here are some puns on the theme of yellow jokes.  As normal, don’t expect too much originality or hilarity…   Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour.   What’s yellow […]

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Frost Jokes

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Cold mornings have returned, and I had to find my deicer this week.  In fact, it took me so long to find my deicer that my car had already done the work, which gave me time to think of some frost jokes.  As normal, don’t expect any originality or hilarity…     Cold weather is […]

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