Werewolf Jokes

It’s Halloween weekend and as we have previously had Ghost Jokes, Dracula Jokes, Vampire Jokes and Halloween Jokes, so this year here are some Werewolf Jokes.  As normal don’t expect these to be too hilarious or original…   How do you know if Father Christmas is really a werewolf? He has Santa claws… A werewolf […]

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Fire Jokes


It’s autumn, not long before the clocks change, and Halloween is around the corner. This week has seen us sitting at home in the evening with the fire lit, so the theme for this week’s one liners is Fire Jokes. As normal, don’t expect any originality or hilarity…     Bought a friend a fire […]

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Sandwich Jokes

A hamster eating a tiny burrito

This week’s topic for one liners is sandwich jokes, so hopefully you will like the filling here.  As normal, they do not come with any guarantee of either originality or hilarity….     A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”. I completed my toasted sandwich sticker album earlier today. […]

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Glass Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is glass jokes, which as normal come with no guarantee of humour or originality…     Saw a chess player snacking on crisps whilst drinking from an exotic looking glass. Pawn Cocktail. A friend’s pessimistic attitude cost him his job as a barman. With him, the […]

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