Rash Jokes

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Another week when the topic for the one liners has come from my colleague Helen, so here are some rash jokes. As normal no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but luckily they are also not contagious…     I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash promises. […]

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Ruler jokes

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I was told a joke this week by my colleague Helen – but not the same Helen who came up with Swan Jokes – and so the topic for this week’s one liners is ruler jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   I like jokes about stationery but rulers […]

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Cloud jokes

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Looking out the window for inspiration for this week’s one liners, I’ve come up with the topic of cloud jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality with this collection of puns.   As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.   A Geordie chap walked into a hairdressers and asked “Can I […]

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