Hamlet in Elsinore

Hamlet in Elsinore

Shakespeare’s Hamlet, the Prince of Denmark, is one of his most famous characters, the tragic antihero who has one of the most quoted lines in the bard’s work, “To be or not to be…”. Hamlet’s home is the Danish Royal palace, Kronborg Castle in Elsinore, so when we had the opportunity to see Hamlet in […]

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Card Jokes

Fathers' Day Card

My son made me a rather lovely Fathers’ Day card for last weekend, so here is a page of card jokes. Don’t expect them to be overly original or funny…     A friend’s car broke down between the harbour and Birthdays. He’s stuck between a dock and a card place. There’s a problem on my […]

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What a great registration…

I’ve spent today walking about Copenhagen as a tourist, something I can reccomend. The pretty harbour and lovely cafes that make up Nyhavn, the fun that is Tivoli Gardens, and the palace and the Changing of the Guard are all great to see. We were walking to Nyhavn from the changing of the guard when […]

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Yoga Jokes

Next week, on the 21st June, is World Yoga Day, so this week’s puns and one liners take the theme of Yoga Jokes.  Of course, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…. and thankfully there are no photos of me taking part in any yoga sessions.   What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? […]

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Download Festival 2016

Floor Jansen performs as Nightwish play Download 2016

Last weekend saw a different type of entertainment at Donington Park as motor racing made way for the Download Festival 2016. Donington has been home to heavy rock festivals since August 1980 when seven bands made up the first Monsters of Rock festival. The annual event has been known as Download since 2003, and this […]

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Ink Jokes

Eye of the Tiger Played on a Dot Matrix Printer

A quick look around the study for inspiration for this week’s one liners, and I spotted the printer.  We’ve already had printer jokes, so here are some ink jokes.  As normal, don’t expect too much originality or hilarity….     Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra violet […]

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