Apple Jokes

Apples at the London 2012 Olympics

This week’s collection of one liners takes the form of apple jokes. We have had various fruits and vegetables as the topic before, so this time it’s the turn of the ever popular apple.  Some may be rather similar to other fruit based jokes. They come as normal with no guarantee of humour or originality… […]

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Lublin Airport

I was in Poland recently, which involved flying to and from Lublin airport in the east of the country.  Although there has been an airfield in Swidnik – the town near Lublin that is home to the airport – since 1939, and an aviation factory building helicopters since 1956, there has only been a commercial […]

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Ice Cream Jokes

I posted earlier in the week about Xander’s F1 Ice Cream, so Ice Cream Jokes seemed a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners. As normal, they come with no added topping of originality or funniness…   Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes? Sundae School. Asked the man in […]

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Summer Jokes

Sunset in Cambodia

The sun has arrived, and it seems that summer has started, so here are some summer jokes, one liners and puns. As always, they come with no guarantee of brightness, originality or funniness…   What did the air conditioning unit say to its owner?  I’m your biggest fan. My company is better at making sun […]

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