Fast Jokes

2014 Formula Ford series at Brands Hatch

This weekend sees the Goodwood Festival of Speed, followed by the British Grand Prix next weekend, so here are a series of speedy one liners on the topic of fast jokes.  As normal don’t expect these to be in pole position in the originality or hilarity stakes…   I saw a chap chatting up a […]

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Window Jokes

Kenilworth Castle

I was looking out the window thinking about the topic for this week’s one liners, so the idea of window jokes seemed as good as any. Don’t expect these to be too funny or original, and you might see right through them…   Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain […]

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Download Festival 2015

Last weekend saw the Download Festival 2015, the rock music event in the Leicestershire village of Castle Donington, held at Donington Park.  Donington has hosted such festivals for many years now, being home to the Monsters of Rock festival, which was the reason I first visited the village, for Monsters of Rock 1996.  19 years […]

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Spot Jokes

Penguins at Taronga Zoo

We’ve had a chickenpox outbreak at home, although thankfully I’ve been spared (so far), but as I’ve been thinking about rashes this week, here are a series of spot jokes. Of course, the humour from these jokes may not be infectious, and you may have heard them before…     I asked the doctor if […]

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York Minster

York Minster

The ancient city of York is filled with impressive buildings, mainly dating back many centuries, like Clifford’s Tower, which I wrote about recently.  However, one of them stands out above the rest and can be seen not just from most of the city, but even when entering and leaving York.  The grand cathedral church that […]

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Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaurs at Drayton Manor

I was out for dinner last weekend and the topic of dinosaur jokes came up – long story – and after much debate as to what the joke was the provided a particular punchline, it seemed that dinosaur jokes would make as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Some […]

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