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Ice Cream Jokes

I posted earlier in the week about Xander’s F1 Ice Cream, so Ice Cream Jokes seemed a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners. As normal, they come with no added topping of originality or funniness…   Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes? Sundae School. Asked the man in…

Ginetta Racing at Donington Park

Addiction Jokes

It has been pointed out that, given the number of motor racing events that I have been to recently, perhaps I am addicted to the sport. So, it seemed that addiction jokes were as good a topic as any. As normal, they come with no guarantee of wit or originality, and they may not leave…

Lewis Hamilton in the 2015 British Grand Prix

2015 British Grand Prix

Last weekend at Silverstone saw the 2015 British Grand Prix, and as normal, I went along to see Formula One’s annual visit to the UK, as the Northamptonshire circuit became the centre of the F1 circus for a few days.  The Grand Prix weekend is getting longer and longer, with Thursday having a pit lane…

Sunset in Cambodia

Summer Jokes

The sun has arrived, and it seems that summer has started, so here are some summer jokes, one liners and puns. As always, they come with no guarantee of brightness, originality or funniness…   What did the air conditioning unit say to its owner?  I’m your biggest fan. My company is better at making sun…

XH558, the Spirit of Great Britain

XH558 on the Salute to the V Force Tour

This weekend sees XH558, the last flying Avro Vulcan, performing the Salute to the V Force Tour, as the majestic aircraft makes her way around the various sites in the UK that are home to the remaining V Force aircraft.  I was at East Midlands Airport earlier to see The Spirit of Great Britain –…

2014 Formula Ford series at Brands Hatch

Fast Jokes

This weekend sees the Goodwood Festival of Speed, followed by the British Grand Prix next weekend, so here are a series of speedy one liners on the topic of fast jokes.  As normal don’t expect these to be in pole position in the originality or hilarity stakes…   I saw a chap chatting up a…

Heart of the Forest Festival 2015

Heart of the Forest Festival 2015

I’m a regular at my local village festival, and after writing about the 2013 and 2014 events, I went along last Saturday to the Heart of the Forest Festival 2015 to see what was going on.  The festival takes place in the Leicestershire village of Measham in the middle of the National Forest, hence the…

Kenilworth Castle

Window Jokes

I was looking out the window thinking about the topic for this week’s one liners, so the idea of window jokes seemed as good as any. Don’t expect these to be too funny or original, and you might see right through them…   Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain…

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Download Festival 2015

Last weekend saw the Download Festival 2015, the rock music event in the Leicestershire village of Castle Donington, held at Donington Park.  Donington has hosted such festivals for many years now, being home to the Monsters of Rock festival, which was the reason I first visited the village, for Monsters of Rock 1996.  19 years…

Penguins at Taronga Zoo

Spot Jokes

We’ve had a chickenpox outbreak at home, although thankfully I’ve been spared (so far), but as I’ve been thinking about rashes this week, here are a series of spot jokes. Of course, the humour from these jokes may not be infectious, and you may have heard them before…     I asked the doctor if…