Guitar Jokes

Paul Stanley's Guitar

We’ve had a few musical themed posts in the past, and this week’s series of puns and one liners follow that trend with the topic being guitar jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly […]

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Wall Jokes

Towneley Hall, Burnley

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     I left my bike beside a wall the other day, and it fell over. It was two tyred. I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived. There was […]

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Bath Jokes

bath

This week’s collection of one liners and corny puns take the form of bath jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar. Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean […]

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Curtain Jokes

Curtains

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is curtain jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Venetian blinds are excellent. Without them, it would be curtains for everyone. Came downstairs earlier and was sad to see that my curtains were drawn. I was relieved to see that […]

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