Parrot Jokes

Parrot

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of parrot jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity…   What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.   What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.   What do you get if you cross […]

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Watch Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.   I held up my watch to a […]

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Britcar Donington Rounds 2017

Britcar 2017

This weekend saw the Britcar Donington Rounds 2017 as part of the BARC event at the Leicestershire circuit. Britcar is an endurance racing series run across five classes that see some fantastic cars competing, with this weekend featuring a 50 minute race and a two hour event, both on Saturday. The cars on the grid […]

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Snake Jokes

My pet snake is exactly 3.14 metres long. He’s a πthon.

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of snake jokes, for no particular reason. They just happen to rhyme with last week’s cake jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   I’m a bit worried about the snake that ate the Meccano set. Apparently he’s now a boa […]

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BTCC Rockingham Event 2017

BTCC Rockingham 2017

The BTCC Rockingham Event 2017 took place over the bank holiday weekend, and anyone who was at the 2016 event was no doubt hoping for better weather on Saturday than we had seen last year.  Thankfully the weather was much better, with a nice day on Saturday and wonderfully blue skies on Sunday.  The support events […]

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Cake Jokes

Our Formula One Birthday Cake

I was reminded of an old joke about cakes this week and was surprised to find I had not already included a page of cake based puns, so here are some cake jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under […]

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Exam Jokes

Exam Jokes

It’s exam season at the moment with lots of people getting their results, so here are some exam jokes. I remember getting my A level results really clearly, best wishes to all those who just got their results. Of course, these jokes as normal come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Just […]

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