Quiet Jokes

the p is silent

Those who know me will know that “quiet” is not a word that normally springs to mind when thinking about me, so perhaps slightly out of character, here are some quiet jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….       Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? […]

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Rockingham BTCC rounds 2018

BTCC Rockingham 2018

This weekend saw the Rockingham BTCC rounds 2018 with the British Touring Car Championship heading to the Northamptonshier circuit complete with the support series including the Renault Clio Cup, British F4, the Ginetta GT4 Challenge, and the Ginetta Juniors. The weekend saw a few driver changes with Ollie Pidgley making his BTCC debut for Team Hard, […]

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Key Jokes

key change at the end

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is key jokes, but as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Hopefully they will open a few doors to humour for you.       My laptop is missing a key. I lost ctrl.   I’m writing a song about getting my […]

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Hospital Jokes

icu

This week’s puns and one liners all have a medical theme, so here are some hospital jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy. […]

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BTCC Snetterton Rounds 2018

Matt Neal at Snetterton in BTCC 2018

The summer break has ended for the British Touring Car Championship as the drivers and teams made their way to Norfolk last weekend for the BTCC Snetterton Rounds 2018 after a few weeks off since the last round at Croft. Their “holiday” – which included a tyre test – saw warm and fine weather across […]

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CIO Jokes

CIEIO

Regular readers will be aware that I am always keen to take suggestions for topics for pages of puns, so based on such a request, here are some CIO jokes. Just in case any of you are not familiar with the jargon, CIO means Chief Information Officer, or the person leading the technology division of […]

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