Map Jokes

London

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is map jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… but hopefully they will help you find your way through.       I love my map. I’d be lost without it.   Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their maps stolen. […]

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Tooth Jokes

tooth

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is tooth jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity….     I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.   A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then […]

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Dragon Jokes

dragon

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is dragon jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     The most stressful thing about being a dragon must be trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.   What is the difference between St George and Santa’s […]

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Cat Jokes

schrodinger's cat

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is cat jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now.   Lost money playing poker with one of the big cats at the […]

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Circus Jokes

cannonball

I had my first visit to a circus this week in many years, so here are some circus jokes to mark the occasion. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus? They made him bring it back.   […]

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Mime Jokes

Mime Joke

Inspired by a recent conversation, the topic for this week’s one liners and puns is mime jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.   A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.   Almost perfected […]

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Plate Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners come with the topic of plate jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour.   Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster.   […]

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