Pasta Jokes

I was driving into Birmingham yesterday thinking about topics for one liners, and as I was traversing Spaghetti Junction, I thought that Pasta Jokes would make a good topic. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster. A […]

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Pear Jokes

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We’ve had various fruit based jokes before including apples, lemons and bananas, so continuing the occasional theme, here are some pear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you like them, have a go at playing Guess My Fruit.   Went to the shop today to buy some pears, […]

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Pancake Jokes

It was Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, earlier this week, so here are some pancake jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…   Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road.  Tossing and turning. Tried to break the ice at a party the other night […]

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