Mouse Jokes

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This week’s puns and one liners take the form of mouse jokes, and appropriately enough, at least some of them are rather cheesy. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.     I lost my pet mouse Elvis the other night. He was caught in a trap.   What do angry […]

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Banking Jokes

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This week’s puns and one liners are based on the theme of banking jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     I do enjoy getting cash out of the bank and then throwing it in the river and watching it float away. I like studying my cash flow.   […]

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Acting Jokes

fresh prints

This week’s puns and one liners are on the topic of Acting Jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Went to a big reunion the other week. Tom Hanks turned up.   An actor I know fell through the floor recently. I think it is just a stage […]

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Taxi Jokes

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This week’s puns and one liners come in the form of taxi jokes. Let yourself be taken away by these, but don’t expect the destination to be originality or hilarity…     What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy? When it’s hailing taxis.   My friend always went the extra mile at work. That’s […]

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BTCC Media Day 2018

Rob Collard at the BTCC Media Day 2018

Today saw the BTCC Media Day 2018 at Donington Park, and as has been the standard format in recent years, the day saw the teams launch their cars in the morning and a series of interviews, followed by a public access test session in the afternoon. The day started overcast and wet, with the rain […]

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Neck Jokes

dracula

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is neck jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.     The reason that Dracula has no friends is because he’s a pain in the neck.   Looking back, my neck hurts.   Went to a club wearing a set of […]

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