Paint Jokes

Painted Force India

A conversation this week about a Pun Of The Day conversation ended up with us talking about Paint Jokes, so here are some one liners on that topic. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality…  If you are curious about the photo for this post, it’s the Force India of Nico Hulkenberg with aerodynamic paint […]

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Pie Jokes

Pie-ography

A colleague this week told me about his time working in a pie factory, and his witty anecdotes helped me chose a topic for this week’s one liners, so here are some pie jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. The local pie shop almost never closes. It’s 22/7. Why […]

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Birthday Jokes

Our Formula One Birthday Cake

It’s my birthday today, so here are some birthday jokes to mark the occasion.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.   A man moves to a new house. For the first three days on the way to work he sees a woman hitting her son with a log of bread. […]

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Robot Jokes

Crowbot

This week’s one liners take the topic robot jokes, which are mainly very short riddles, for some reason. A couple of Star Wars related ones in there too, and one from Dr Who….  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     I got myself a new robot puppy. Dogmatic. Why […]

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Chicken Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners is chicken jokes, which I was surprised that I had not already put together a page on chickens. As normal don’t expect hilarity or originality. In fact, some are positively fowl.   Where’s the best place to find out about chickens? In a hencyclopedia. A local farmer thought […]

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