Plug Jokes

as I plugged in my electric car

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is plug jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Was going to plug my keyboard into the headphone socket of my laptop but was worried I might end up stereotyping.   I was going to get an electric […]

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Fridge Jokes

You should have seen his face light up when he opened it

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of Fridge Jokes, so here are some that might leave you feeling a bit cold. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Bought a friend a fridge for his birthday. You should have seen his face light […]

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Quiz Jokes

To make up the numbers

This week saw me meeting up with a group of friends – one of whom is a regular reader of these jokes – for our regular pub quiz, and I thought that quiz jokes would be a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity […]

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Rugby Jokes

Scrum half far too quick to judge

We’ve had pages on various sports and hobbies before, so here are some rugby jokes, that may be just a bit trying… As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but hopefully you will soon be a conversion to this type of humour…. And of course, when you’ve seen one rugby joke, […]

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Nut jokes

swings from cake to cake Tarizpan

It’s November, and the season of nuts in the UK, so as I have spent the last few weeks munching through hazel nuts, walnuts, peanuts and the like, here are some nut jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. […]

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Turnip Jokes

Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never dropped a turnip on their toe

We’ve just had Halloween, and although the current trend is for Jack O’Lanterns made out of pumpkins, the traditional option was the turnip. Growing up in Northern Ireland, I had many attempts at carving a turnip, and it takes a lot more effort than a pumpkin. Not only that, but the smell of a turnip […]

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Spray Jokes

there will be no congestion in the area for 4 hours

Wouldn’t it be great to have a Joke Spray? Just press here for some puns… No idea why, but the topic for this week’s one liners is Spray Jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee with hilarity or originality. The closest we have to a joke spray is an hourly joke delivered on […]

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Berry Jokes

blackberries that would be a crumble

There are still some berries on the trees in my garden, keeping the squirrels and other animals fed as autumn moves towards winter, so here are some berry jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like berry based humour, there is a page of banana jokes – […]

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Cafe Jokes

no main courses just desserts

I spent a lot of one day this week sitting in a cafe, so that seemed as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Here are some cafe jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was sitting in a cafe […]

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Leaf Jokes

apparently its from a poultree

It’s autumn – or fall, to use the old English word – and as leaves are falling from the trees and giving us a wonderfully colourful autumnal carpet, what better topic for this week’s puns and one liners than Leaf Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       […]

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The BTCC Finale 2018

Colin Turkington takes his third BTCC title

The BTCC Finale 2018 was, as normal, held at Brands Hatch, with support provided by British F4, the Renault Clio Cup, the Porsche Carrera Cup, the Ginetta GT4 Supercup and Ginetta Juniors. All of the series had their last rounds for the year over the weekend, and the British Touring Car Championship drivers went into […]

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